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now here's a local news story for you

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Starman, Sep 16, 2007.

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  1. old_tony

    old_tony Well-Known Member

    I get the impression the reporter loathes the assignment so tries to make it ridiculous so the dumb-ass editor who made the assignment sees it for the stupid idea it is.
     
    old_tony, Sep 17, 2007
    #25
  2. Mystery_Meat

    Mystery_Meat Guest

    Except the editor and his bosses will be so in love with it that it'll end up being his full-time beat. Sucker!

    Next week: Family drives THIRTY MILES to see their favorite team!
     
    Mystery_Meat, Sep 17, 2007
    #26
  3. Starman

    Starman Well-Known Member

    And then stops to pee!!



    Yeah, and I suspect in about the year 2025, poor maladjusted Douglas Wells will be sitting in an analyst's office, trying to work out his Oedipal issues, kicked off at the age of 6 when his mother felt compelled to volunteer lengthy details about her son's urinary activities to the mass media.

    :eek: :eek:
     
    Starman, Sep 17, 2007
    #27
  4. KYSportsWriter

    KYSportsWriter Well-Known Member

    What, exactly, is the point of this?
     
    KYSportsWriter, Sep 17, 2007
    #28
  5. markvid

    markvid Guest

    That's what we all want to know.
     
    markvid, Sep 17, 2007
    #29
  6. pressmurphy

    pressmurphy Member

    No. Pee, poop <i>and Gannett</i> are what all seem to go together...
     
    pressmurphy, Sep 17, 2007
    #30
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