Nov. 18 Have Sex with a guy with a mustache day

I grew the stuff on my face because I was tired of the numerous shots by coaches - none of whom were friends on any sort of level - who claimed I stole some student pass to get into the games. One didn't even say it in a joking manner.

 

Because it requires talking to people.

 

I think you and Sam are a bit too sensitive.

 

Like IJAG's skin?

 

Or like Ragu's sinuses.

 

I used to long for the day I needed to shave more than once every two weeks. Now, 20 years later, I wish I had developed some condition that prevented facial hair from growing at all. I absolutely hate shaving. But I also hate having facial hair. Laziness, though, usually wins out, so I've spent a large portion of my adult life looking borderline homeless. Luckily I have stunning blue eyes.

 

Hey Versatile, are you joining a rugby team?

Oh shit. Never mind. Hey, are you growing a beard?

 

I thought this link might be helpful for some here on SportsJournalists.com since we are discussing where beards and goatees are grown

http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chin

 

I have had a beard/goatee pretty much nonstop since 2000. If I go more than 3 or 4 days without shaving the bottom part, I start to look like Charlie Daniels.

 

You haven't amputated your chin yet?

 

Attempted? Yes

Succeeded? Nyet