Nov. 18 Have Sex with a guy with a mustache day

God. Damn. You. Versatile.

 

Versatile is right, though. Show me a goatee and eight out of 10 times it will be hiding a weak chin.

I'm in the part of my life where I don't have to give a crap anymore, so I embrace my flaws and try to be comfortable in my own skin. It's a good place. Very liberating.

How do we feel about a two-day stubble?

 

I hate when I have a two-day stubble and people start asking, "Oh, are you growing a beard?" No. I'm lazy. It's a Sunday. I'm wearing sweat pants, too. And I am not joining a rugby team.

 

I have a goatee. Have had it since I was 15. I've shaved it twice.

I shave twice a week and have used the same blade I got for Christmas last year. Really hoping it makes the full calendar year.

 

Do you text your bookie while shaving instead of talking to yourself in the mirror like a decent human being? [/doublecrossthread]

 

What I really meant to say is, JackReacher is a degenerate and therefore is expected to have a goatee.

 

Bookie? People still use those?

 

Way more fun when there's a genuine fear of someone coming over to break your leg.

 

Good point. My last bookie hit the lottery (about $250 mil, maybe more) and moved to Myrtle Beach. Fortunately, the internet exists.

 

A man with a moustache is not really my style.

Can I substitute with a woman with a mustache?

 

Why would you be angered by someone asking you if you're growing a beard?

 

I had either a beard or goatee for pretty much the last 12-years. Part of it was the weak Irish chin but mostly it was because it was easier than shaving.

Now that I'm separated I'm clean shaven and loving it. People say I look 10-years younger.