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Not the way you should go out

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by dcdream, Jun 20, 2007.

  1. dcdream

    dcdream Member

    ¶ COLUMBIA, S.C. (AP) _ Police on Wednesday were investigating how a naked couple fell 50 feet from the roof of a downtown office building to their deaths.
    ¶ The bodies were found on the road by a passing cabdriver around 5 a.m. Wednesday.
    ¶ Clothing was discovered on the roof, leading authorities to suspect the man and woman, in their early 20s, may have been having sex. Their identities were not released.
    ¶ "It's too early to rule out anything," Columbia police Sgt. Florence McCants said, but McCants said a preliminary investigation didn't show any sign of foul play.
     
  2. Mayfly

    Mayfly Active Member

    No signs of foul play, but what about foreplay
     
  3. Big Buckin' agate_monkey

    Big Buckin' agate_monkey Active Member

    BOOOOOOO!
    BOOOOOO!
     
  4. Platyrhynchos

    Platyrhynchos Active Member

    Now that is some brilliant detective work.
     
  5. Mayfly

    Mayfly Active Member

    Are they saying Boo?
    No sir, they are saying Boo-urns.

    Yeah, I struck out on that one.
     
  6. boots

    boots New Member

    They took off their clothes and jumped. You don't need CSI for this one.
     
  7. Big Buckin' agate_monkey

    Big Buckin' agate_monkey Active Member

    Nice recovery though.
     
  8. Bob Slydell

    Bob Slydell Active Member

    Is it wrong that I just laughed and laughed at this?

    How wild does the sex have to be before you realize you're going off the roof of a building? I wonder if he got off before he was offed?
     
  9. Captain_Kirk

    Captain_Kirk Well-Known Member

    He did, but she didn't. Typical man.
     
  10. Runaway Jim

    Runaway Jim Member

    Maybe they thought it was so good it moved the earth. ;D
     
  11. Mayfly

    Mayfly Active Member

    I bet he reached his apex before falling back down to Earth.
     
  12. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    I think the song playing during their leap of faith was "Jump! For Your Love"
     
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