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Not the way you should go out

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by dcdream, Jun 20, 2007.

  1. dcdream

    dcdream Member

    ¶ COLUMBIA, S.C. (AP) _ Police on Wednesday were investigating how a naked couple fell 50 feet from the roof of a downtown office building to their deaths.
    ¶ The bodies were found on the road by a passing cabdriver around 5 a.m. Wednesday.
    ¶ Clothing was discovered on the roof, leading authorities to suspect the man and woman, in their early 20s, may have been having sex. Their identities were not released.
    ¶ "It's too early to rule out anything," Columbia police Sgt. Florence McCants said, but McCants said a preliminary investigation didn't show any sign of foul play.
  2. Mayfly

    Mayfly Active Member

    No signs of foul play, but what about foreplay
  3. Big Buckin' agate_monkey

    Big Buckin' agate_monkey Active Member

  4. Platyrhynchos

    Platyrhynchos Active Member

    Now that is some brilliant detective work.
  5. Mayfly

    Mayfly Active Member

    Are they saying Boo?
    No sir, they are saying Boo-urns.

    Yeah, I struck out on that one.
  6. boots

    boots New Member

    They took off their clothes and jumped. You don't need CSI for this one.
  7. Big Buckin' agate_monkey

    Big Buckin' agate_monkey Active Member

    Nice recovery though.
  8. Bob Slydell

    Bob Slydell Active Member

    Is it wrong that I just laughed and laughed at this?

    How wild does the sex have to be before you realize you're going off the roof of a building? I wonder if he got off before he was offed?
  9. Captain_Kirk

    Captain_Kirk Well-Known Member

    He did, but she didn't. Typical man.
  10. Runaway Jim

    Runaway Jim Member

    Maybe they thought it was so good it moved the earth. ;D
  11. Mayfly

    Mayfly Active Member

    I bet he reached his apex before falling back down to Earth.
  12. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    I think the song playing during their leap of faith was "Jump! For Your Love"
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