Not Santorum ODed on E at Coachella, but close

http://uk.reuters.com/article/2011/06/26/uk-glastonbury-death-idUKTRE75P0L220110626

Was it the Coldplay or Morrissey set that drove him to it?

 

I have no idea what the F that thread title is supposed to mean.

 

Another phrase you don't want to see in your obit:

"Shale was found dead in a portable toilet..."

 

17-point losers never die, they just . . . fade . . . away . . .

 

Try it with quotes correctly deployed.

Not "Santorum ODed on E at Coachella," but close

 

Oh, I was like "Who's Not Santorum?"

 

He's a relative of Rick Santorum and Not_who_I_usually am.

 

Wait, Not's new "girlfriend" is Rick Santorum?

This is a BIG detail to be left out of the update, mister!

 

Talk about burying the lede.

 

Not only was it buried. It was buried so deep that you needed a buttload of lubricant just to get it out.

 

I see what you did there.

 

I was at Lollapalooza II when someone supposedly killed themselves in a portable toilet.

At the time, nobody knew what had happened, but they blocked off a portion of the toilets for 3-4 hours and the lines for the bathrooms were at least an hour long. There were people doing some vile things in the parking lot.