Not a single gay person in this county

Surprised there wasn't a banjo player plucking away across the street to provide a soundtrack and a sweaty old woman fanning herself on the porch next to him to complete the effect.

 

Yup that to and maybe throw in a brick court house and a pick up truck with gun rack and rebel flag license plate.

 

Why do I get the feeling that someone in Hollywood will soon have a screenplay about a guy from a small Mississippi town moving to San Francisco, leaving the folks back home wondering is he or isn't he?

Working title: Don't Ask, Don't Tell

 

Because that's what the Hollywood cesspool is and does. Go find the most recent perversion and portray it in such a way that the naive masses find sympathetic or normal.

 

The theory that a God made you is proof there is no god.

 

Not as far-fetched as the theory that God somehow made people gay.

 

So they're making a movie about your life next?

 

I see it as a romcom

 

you know what, champ? i ran across your pathetic ass once. when you talk about god fucking up, you really should shut the fuck up.