Nostradamus: 2012 (or Running End-of-the-World Thread)

That scared the holy bejeezus out of me, too! If I'm not mistaken, not only was Haley's Comet supposed to do us in, don't forget about the man in the blue turban who was to start a nuclear war that would last for seven and 20 years! That was some freaky shit.

 

When I was a kid, my mother used to buy those Sun Magazines at the grocery store. Once, I saved about three months worth and on five separate occasions they said something about Nostradamus predicting something bad.

 

Wasn't Bob Dole one of the alien senators?

 

He's just exchanging protein strings!

 

If you happen to be one of the few alive on 12/22/12, who do want to be alive with you in the bunker?

Stuff Salma, Mariska and Angelina in there with me and I'm sayin' I'm making the most of my post-Apocolyptic hell.

 

All hail, the emperor of the world, post 2012:

 

I wonder what people thought of the year 666?

 

I remember how he predicted the rise of Hitler, but he called him Histler in his writings. Spooky stuff.

And here's my prediction for the future: There will be unrest in the Middle East and a natural disaster will claim many lives.

mwuhahahahha mwuahahhaha

 

For as many things as he got right he's got as many — or more — wrong.

Remember, the infinite monkey theorem?

If I'm not mistaken all Nostradamus did was bang out all this shit all day long.

Not to mention, everything he wrote is open to interpretation, which is why the History Channel can spin his drivel into a scare-athon.

 

I fell asleep watching this show last night, but where did they "find" these new quartains?

 

In the basement of a teacher busted for underage sex.

 

They weren't quartrains. They were drawings. Not sure where they were, but like his writings, some people have interpreted them very liberally.