Nostradamus: 2012 (or Running End-of-the-World Thread)

If the world is going to end 12-21-12, at what point can I safely stop cleaning my house because, you know, the world is ending so why does it matter if the house is clean?

 

Tuesday.

 

"And in that valley, it reeked of body odor and Stepto's Bar-BQ Shack, yay, both fresh and flatulated. And the cheery man with the hearty drawl, gufffawed, savored his pulled pork and ate another, while those in the Pocket lands suffered in his olfactory wake."

 

My answer has been 12 years ago.

 

Done!

 

12-21-12 - I think Nostradomus was trying to predict the Phoenix Coyotes record in the NHL standings, but he called them the Winnipeg Jets.

Fraud

 

I must say, I'm more concerned about the year 2525, if man is still alive...

 

Nostradamus had thousands of predictions that were complete shit. He batted about .0012.

 

If woman can survive...

 

That's great, it starts with an earthquake, birds and
snakes, an aeroplane and Lenny Bruce is not afraid.
Eye of a hurricane, listen to yourself churn - world
serves its own needs, dummy serve your own needs. Feed
it off an aux speak, grunt, no, strength, the Ladder
start to clatter with fear fight down height. Wire
in a fire, representing seven games, and a government
for hire at a combat site. Left of west and coming in
a hurry with the furys breathing down your neck. Team
by team reporters baffled, trumped, tethered cropped.
Look at that low playing. Fine, then. Uh oh,
overflow, population, common food, but it'll do to Save
yourself, serve yourself. World serves its own needs,
listen to your heart bleed dummy with the rapture and
the revered and the right, right. You vitriolic,
patriotic, slam, fight, bright light, feeling pretty
psyched.

 

Six o'clock TV hour don't get stuck in Warren Towers

 

Anybody else remember that HBO special? I was a kid and that was the first I'd heard of Nostradamus -- scared the living shit out of me, as it was designed to do.

According to that show, we were supposed to all be 86ed in '86 by Haley's Comet.