Nose hair

OK, I fully expect an occasional unruly hair snaking its way out of a nostril.

But, bristly hairs growing on the bridge of my nose?

Perhaps I should back off on the amount of testosterone I sprinkle on my Wheaties.

 

Those mini-trimmers that they advertise on TV for $10 do the trick. They sell them at any Wal-Mart.

 

Those are fine in your nose.

How do they work on your nose?

 

I'm talking about the ones that look like a pen with a little blade on the end. They sell them in the "As Seen on TV" section at stores.

 

This is one of the many, many threads I encounter where I want to say something or ask something but then think, "Oh gosh, this is going to make me look _____."

Anyway, here goes. I just use a pair of scissors. The shortened hairs make the inside of my nose itch more and make me sneeze more. Does anyone know of a solution to this problem?

 

Go ahead ... spite your face

 

Tweezers, the flat ones, to remove the ones on the bridge of your nose and any errant wiry fliers in the eyebrows.

Tiny scissors to trim inside the booger cave. Look in the mirror, snip carefully and don't poke your brain.

 

I like to shave my taint.

Not every day mind you but just every once and a while when the spirit moves me.

 

Mangled Baby Ducks!

 

10,000 Nuns and Orphans!

They were all eaten by rats (after they shaved my taint)

 

They should be as common as a toothbrush.

 

Use a pair of tweezers and yank it out, Nancy-boy