NOOOOOO! Wade Phillips to Dallas

Both ESPN and Rick Gosselin reporting it's a done deal.

Of course, nothing on AP, and I can pull a page for something as big as this.

But WADE FUCKING PHILLIPS?

Gross.

 

Holy shit!

So instead of thinking out of the box and hiring an up-and-coming assistant, Jerry's opting for a retread? Smart.

 

Some people are hired to be fired.

 

2 years while Jason Garrett is being groomed to take over

 

Yeeesh. And the second choice was, who, Norv (Droopy) Turner?

 

Exactly what I was thinking.

 

Here's the link.

http://abclocal.go.com/wtvd/story?section=sports&id=5014299

I feel like the Vikings PXP man in Arizona last year.

NOOOOO! NOOOOO!

That's the only thing it can be: Phillips grooming Garrett.

All I can say is, good luck with that.

 

he's fat — he's a joke.

 

Or waiting to hire someone like Lovie Smith (Texas native who grew up a Cowboys fan, and who just so happens to be entering the last year of his contract), Bill Cowher (who wouldn't be under contract) or Marty Schottenheimer (who might be fired) next season.

Because let's face it, owners like Jerry Jones always love to make the big splash as opposed to hiring lifelong coordinators like Garrett.