No that there's anything wrong with that...

Barry Manilow?

Huge homo.

 

What religion is this? The religion of stupid people?

I love the Oscar Wilde quote. "Reformed homosexual!" Yeah, right.

 

There's a joke here about Nickelback being gay...but I just can't find it. Nor do I really want to. This might be the only time I stick up for Nickelback.

 

How about "The guys in Nickelback suck cock at the Greyhound station."

Not really a joke, but still...

 

Damn...shouldn't I be on fire by now?

Loved this line from the "other" Office...



That's one reason why gays shouldn't be allowed into the army. Because if we're in battle, is he going to be looking at the enemy, or is he going to be looking at me and going "Ooh. He looks tasty in his uniform". And I'm not homophobic, all right? Come round, look at my CDs. You'll see Queen, George Michael, Pet Shop Boys. They're all bummers.

 

Check out the bottom of the page, and I think you'll find how some of these bands might have gotten on the list.

I'm thinking about bombarding the guy with "gay" bands. Whaddya say?

 

I like how Vegas lounge singer Richard Cheese made the list of objectionable bands.

 

Toby Keith
Hank Williams Jr.
Francis Scott Key
Beethoven
Ted Nugent

 

Motorhead?!? Yeah, Lemmy always struck me as being a giant homo.

 

He had long hair. Isn't that proof you're a homo?

 

Who is "Eminmen"? (sarcasm)
And why does Boy George have an asterisk by him? Is he a special kind of bisexual gay??