No Sex, Please. We're Republicans

http://www.attytood.com/2006/10/no_sex_please_youre_20somethin.html
Look! Flying pigs!

 

Every day I wonder more and more if these people are just fucking with me, like maybe this administration is one gigantic performance art comedy bit.

 

Remember when the Republican Party platform included staying out of our private lives? Now they're out to stop the NBA and Matt Leinart. Those bastards.

 

Are the Bush twins supporting this important federal program?

 

Would it not be an absolute bitch to be a Congressman who takes the job serious?

I mean, good God, can you imagine? You go to work every day worrying about shit like the war, poverty, government spending and healthcare and all the people around you are doing shit like this.

 

When it comes down to it, there is very little difference between the Bush administration and the Taliban. The only difference I can think of is that Dubya will do the photo ops with Bono.

 

Jimmy Dobson and other retards of his ilk obviously have their ham-fisted mitts in this lunacy.

 

'Course, long-term, it would be a better world if such social reactionaries DIDN'T have sex.
The benefits would be endless.

 

We'll, we'd probably be better off if George Herbert and Barbara practiced bundling in their 20s.

 

If you read some of the comments beneath the article, it sounds exactly like a SportsJournalists.com debate. There's even a Buck and a DB there.

This is good, though:

I think the button's slogan should be:

Just Say Stop--Don't! Stop, don't! Stop...don't. Stop...don't...stop. Don't...stop. Don't stop! Don't stop!!

 

Of course, the world would be such a worse place if unmarried 20-somethings didn't have sex, right?

 

It would have been a lot worse for me, that's for sure.