No more Skip Bayless on Page 2 at the .com?

Starman · Aug 28, 2006

steveu said:

Parker gets a pass from me because he's an unabashed baseball fan, but I must agree nobody's worse than Jay.
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Parker is an unabashed Yankee dick-sucker, who got run out of New York in a matter of months when somebody there was stupid enough to hire him. Unabashed Yankee dick-sucking might play well in New York, but in any other city in MLB (much less the American League), it's suicidal to your readership. In Detroit, as the token Nat X on the Archie Bunker Daily Bugle (aka the Detroit News) he can stick to mindless trolling and predictable race-baiting as his primary schtick.

BYH · Aug 28, 2006

Nobody is worse than Rob Parker.

End of story.

Montezuma's Revenge · Aug 28, 2006

Not even Bush? ;D

slappy4428 · Aug 28, 2006

Bayless is worse.
He knows better and can't help himself.
Parker doesn't know any better.

D-3 Fan · Aug 28, 2006

Montezuma's Revenge said:

Not even Bush? ;D
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Not even Fredo. Hell, give me a pen and pad, and I make Fredo, Skippy, and Mariotti look like Pulitzer Prize winners.

Columbo · Aug 28, 2006

The Good Doctor said:

This is good news. As someone who was glad when he left the Chicago Tribune, I remain elated that he's once again losing a job. Burn in Hell, Skip.

Sincerely,

Doc
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WFW

Columbo · Aug 28, 2006

Starman said:

This Deadspin post deserves immortalization:

You're a mean one, Mr. Skip.
You fill us all with rage.
You're worse than Mariotti You lose to Woody Paige, Mr. Ski-ip.
You're a bad reporter With greasy blonde haaaaaair.
You're a monster, Mr. Skip. Your head's an empty hole.
Your face is made of plastic You prob'ly sold your soul Mr. Ski-ip.
I wouldn't read you if you beat me with a 39 and a half foot pooooole.
You're a vile one, Mr. Skip.
You have botox in your smile
You'd eliminate all field goals
And send kickers down the Nile Mr. Ski-ip
Given the choice I think I'd Go with the kickers down the Niiiiiiiile
You're a foul one, Mr. Skip
You're often full of bunk
They gave your show a bad time-slot, Your columns are all junk,Mr. Ski-ip
The three words that best describe you are as follows
And I quote, "YOU. LOOK. DRUNK"
You're a rotter, Mr. Skip. You're the king of stupid hacks
You ramble on for hours And you never check your facts Mr. Ski-ip
Your soul is an apalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of rubbish imaginable,
Mangled up in designer slaaaaaacks
You nauseate me, Mr. Skip.
Your show Cold Pizza blows
You wish you wrote for Deadspin
And you paid to fix your nose Mr. Ski-ip
You're a five compartment toolbox whose stupid columns and TV shows
Always make me doooooooooze
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One quibble: He's not worse than Mariotti. NOBODY'S worse than Mariotti. Well, Rob Parker maybe, but we're talking about real professional journalists here.
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Skip by FAR is worse than Mariotti.

Claws for Concern · Aug 28, 2006

All of the Eddie Johnsons in the world are happy to hear this news.

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