No Idiots Allowed Hockey League

Is that Gord Kluzak with Byers ?

 

I think it's Nevin Markwart or Jay Miller or Craig Janney.

If you want to be truly embarrassed for another human being, check out www.lb34.com. I loved Byers when he was a Bruin, but the guy's got to let go.

 

So, you say you're not an idiot.

So, you want to be part of the most coveted fantasy league on SportsJournalists.com.

Well, time to put your skates where our sharpener is.

Two openings exist in the NIAHL. The membership committee will consider applications from now until Saturday at noon eastern.

To apply: 70 word applications, posted on this thread. No lobbying. No PMs.

Yes, we encourage minorities, such as Canadians, to apply.

And we'll sweeten the pot to you who blaspheme the NIA alliance: You win the hockey league, you're a permanent member of the football and baseball leagues. You think you're as smart as us? Time to prove it.

For some of you, this is your last chance to ever be part of the cool kids' table. So apply now.

 

Hockey is like soccer, but with less flopping, right?

I'm soooooo going to kick your butts.

 

Hockey is entirely about flopping. I think I read somewhere that 31 percent of the NHL can't even skate.

 

That explains the double blades you see in Toronto.

I think I read somewhere that hockey players are just soccer players that couldn't bend it.

 

I already won one hockey league against folks here. Winning another one couldn't be that tough.

 

I thought that was Texas Holdem...

 

Son - that's the minor league. We play for real up here. Better lace em up tight if you want to win.

 

That's some mighty big talk there, Youngblood. Too bad you can't bone the coach's daughter in this league.

 

Why should I be in the NIAHL? Because in a league apparently not full of Canadians, it'd be nice to have a kid in the American South around. Because I am addicted to this great sport, even if it means spending dinner break at a crappy chain rest. b/c they happen to have OLN. Finally, because I resisted the urge to knock the crap out of Edmonton TV boys during the Finals.

Thanks.

 

Anyone want to handle this one? Boom? Dog?