1. Welcome to SportsJournalists.com, a friendly forum for discussing all things sports and journalism.

    Your voice is missing! You will need to register for a free account to get access to the following site features:
    • Reply to discussions and create your own threads.
    • Access to private conversations with other members.
    • Fewer ads.

    We hope to see you as a part of our community soon!

No Idiots Allowed Hockey League

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by BigDog, Aug 29, 2006.

  1. BigDog

    BigDog Active Member

    The No Idiots Alliance, in conjunction with the Republican Party, is pleased to announce the formation of the inaugural No Idiots Allowed Hockey League.

    The 2005-06 NHL season, what with its stirring victory by the Detroit Red Wings in the World Cup finals and brilliant play of league MVP Conn Smythe, captivated the non-idiots that make up the NIA world. Also, our thirst for hockey was whetted by the fact that five of us have the Outdoor Life Network in the Channel 1000 range of our cable systems, and caught six seconds of the aforementioned season while trolling for porn.

    "'Puck?' I thought they were screaming something else," said NIA grande dame 21. "I watched for three seconds anyway."

    Anyhow, we cannot express how much time and effort has gone into studying the players that make up the WHA or whichever league we will draft from. We have been diligently preparing, which is why you can't find the "2006 Fantasy Hockey Guide," written of course by Jacques Demers, in your local bookstores.

    (Correction: I'm told something called the "Carolina Hurricanes" won the "Stanley" cup and that "Conn Smythe" is a U2 cover band.)

    OK, then, on with the greatest hockey fantasy league in the history of the world. Ever.
  2. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    Ya gonna clue us in on how to sign up? Or is that a secret?
  3. Hank_Scorpio

    Hank_Scorpio Active Member

    Invites have been mailed. Only non-idiots allowed.
  4. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    For the record, my franchise is not in conjunction with the Republican Party.
  5. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    Dude, I was second in my league last year. I know my shit.
  6. Freelance Hack

    Freelance Hack Active Member

    Neither is mine, but I'm not a Pinko-commie freak like Dools.
  7. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Oh, hush, comrade.
  8. beefncheddar

    beefncheddar Guest

    So, y'all are this years SportsJournalists.com WHA?
  9. Hank_Scorpio

    Hank_Scorpio Active Member

    No one called you an idiot. Guilty conscience tho I see.
  10. BigDog

    BigDog Active Member

    If by WHA you mean the Official Non-Idiot League That Is Envied By All Idiots, then, yes.
  11. 21

    21 Well-Known Member

    The Evil Hots on Ice wish to draft that guy with the swan on his hand.
  12. Flying Headbutt

    Flying Headbutt Moderator Staff Member

    The Canuckleheads don't want none of that rutbeer.
Draft saved Draft deleted

Share This Page