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No Idiots Allowed Fantasy League

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by 21, Mar 24, 2005.

  1. 21

    21 Well-Known Member

    Re:No Idiots Allowed Baseball League

    Oh, thank god you're well...I heard you had mumps or something!

    Okay then, we draft as planned! Someone catch Anodyne before he leaves for the bar....
     
  2. Flying Headbutt

    Flying Headbutt Moderator Staff Member

    Re:No Idiots Allowed Baseball League

    Dammit. I might be there for a small amount of team. Eesh.
     
  3. Idaho

    Idaho Active Member

    Re:No Idiots Allowed Baseball League

    Is that Vancouver, Washington or British Columbia?

    And Uncle Rico is going to get his vengence on those who held him back in 1982. You poor saps are the unfortunate ones who will have to feel that pain, though.

    How much you wanna bet I can hit this baseball over that mountain?
     
  4. 21

    21 Well-Known Member

    Re:No Idiots Allowed Baseball League

    Someone page Dr. Van Nostrand, Idaho needs a drug test....
     
  5. Idaho

    Idaho Active Member

    Re:No Idiots Allowed Baseball League

    Not anymore, the crack house down the street just sold. No more vapors filtering down to my end of the block.
     
  6. Cosmo

    Cosmo Well-Known Member

    Re:No Idiots Allowed Baseball League

    I'm going to need to see your file.

    ME: What? Who am I? I'm Dr. Van Nostrand.
    NURSE: Where are you from?
    ME: Well from the clinic.
    NURSE: Which clinic?
    ME: Yes.
     
  7. fmrsped

    fmrsped Active Member

    Re:No Idiots Allowed Baseball League

    Surely, Doctor, you would know that you responded to the "Which Clinic?" question with, "That's correct."

    Come on. You're being difficult now.
     
  8. Cosmo

    Cosmo Well-Known Member

    Re:No Idiots Allowed Baseball League

    Damn, that's going to be on my chart. I was rushing and minced my words.
     
  9. Idaho

    Idaho Active Member

    Re:No Idiots Allowed Baseball League

    It's OK, Doc Nosehair. You'll soon change your name back and all this will be forgotten.
     
  10. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Re:No Idiots Allowed Baseball League

    While pondering what pop culture reference I'm missing with this Dr. Van Nostrand Hokie business, I sadly report that my work firewall has zapped my attempts at participating. So I've feverishly ranked as many players as I could and am abandoning all hope leaving my team in the hands of the autopick fates.
     
  11. Flying Headbutt

    Flying Headbutt Moderator Staff Member

    Re:No Idiots Allowed Baseball League

    I can almost assure you it'll be on autodraft for me too.
     
  12. 21

    21 Well-Known Member

    Re:No Idiots Allowed Baseball League

    Dr. Van Nostrand, do you know much about steroids? Because you just drafted Barry Bonds. Thought you would want to know...
     
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