No-Hitter alert

John Maine of the Mets through six innings against the Marlins.

And the Mets torched Dontrelle for 8 runs in 5 inns.

 

You know you just jinxed it, right?

 

He'd be the first Met to pitch one, right?

 

Yes and yes

 

Hah!

Buehrle perfect through four in the South Side.

 

Yes.

Mets have had 22 one-hitters, most recently by Aaron Heilman on <a href="http://www.retrosheet.org/boxesetc/2005/B04150NYN2005.htm">4/15/05</a> and Tom Glavine on <a href="http://www.retrosheet.org/boxesetc/2004/B05230NYN2004.htm">5/23/04</a>. Glavine was actually four outs away when his was broken up.

 

Ha ha, check out the nerd, ha. [in beavis's voice]

 

Nerd, and proud of it. Trust me, I look at this shit in my spare time, in my free time, and for fun.

 

Miguel Cabrera leads off 7th with a base hit off Maine

 

Buehrle just walked Sammy Sosa for Texas' first baserunner.

But Sosa just got picked off first.

Buehrle still hasn't allowed a hit and has faced the minimum through five.

 

Buehrle no-no through six. In a parallel universe, the AP advisory would be going out...

 

Haw haw!!!