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No dicky, no washy

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Batman, Oct 31, 2013.

  1. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    John Bobbitt's got nothin' on Yang Hu.
    Seems Hu, a 26-year-old Chinese man, was depressed and lonely. So, thinking he'd never meet a woman and that it was a useless piece of equipment, he came home from work and cut off his own penis :eek:

    But wait, there's more.
    The guy rode his bike to the hospital, only to realize he'd forgotten to pack up his severed member. So he rode BACK home, then BACK to the hospital with his cock in hand (literally), only to be told the doctors couldn't reattach it because it had been without blood for too long.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2478848/Depressed-bachelor-cuts-penis-CYCLES-hospital-treatment.html
     
    Batman, Oct 31, 2013
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  2. Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!!

    Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!! Well-Known Member

    We have Wisconsin, Florida, Ohio and Texas for weird, wild stories ... In international terms ...
    Wisconsin = China
    Florida = India
    Ohio, Texas = ???
     
    Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!!, Oct 31, 2013
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  3. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member

    Don't give Chef any ideas.
     
    Baron Scicluna, Oct 31, 2013
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