No Charlie Brown thread? Good grief, sj.com.

So sad.

I always pictured Marcie as the "eat muff, come, lube up the hardcore sex toys" lotus position with an occasional foray into auto-erotic asphyxiation lesbian.

 

Solid.

 

Woodstock grew up and decided to take in a baseball game for free in Toronto. There, he met his fate at the hands of Dave Winfield.

 

I just got the Halloween/Thanksgiving/Christmas set. Of course it's not the same as sitting on the floor, watching it on a console TV (commercial breaks included) as a child with hardly a worry in the world.

 

Thanksgiving special is being shown on ... Thanksgiving, of course.

 

Peppermint Pattie is the Marcie playground.

 

I'm can't hardly breathe after reading some of the stuff posted so far. I'm happy the Charlie Brown holiday season has returned.

But my fave will be after Turkey Day, when Old Man Parker makes his return to the threads.

We miss you Darren McGavin.

 

I smell sex and Peanuts here.

 

Snoopy married Mandy Pepperidge and became
a United States Senator.

 

Just call the kid on the far left Token. [/howgreatissouthpark?]

 

Woodstock grew up, but was caught and sold to a Chinese restaurant, where he ended up smiling at a family of four.