No Charlie Brown thread? Good grief, sj.com.

There are times your posts make me laugh until I cry. Then there are ones like that one, which make me feel like showering with steel wool for about an hour on scalding.

 

I laughed.

 

Meanwhile, Lucy became a nurse, married a guy, had twins and then sextuplets, and became the star of a reality TV show.

 

That's fucking great.

 

Snoopy's whereabouts are unknown.

 

He faked his death, and he and Woodstock split the Met Life proceeds.

And the first person who speculates on Marcie and Peppermint Patty...pow!

 

Snoopy's long gone. He's a dog, Charlie Brown.

 

;D ;D ;D ;D

 

*Mom enters the room, looks around and glares*

Is nothing sacred anymore?

*Mom glares again, leaves the room*

 

In the OC.

 

I have

somewhere on a VHS tape preceded by

.

 

You're must-see TV in my house, Charlie Brown.