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No Charlie Brown thread? Good grief, sj.com.

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Killick, Oct 27, 2009.

  1. Killick

    Killick Well-Known Member

    "Great Pumpkin" airs Tuesday at 8 p.m., and so the season of Mssr. Charles begins...
  2. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    Yeah, I added it to my DVR today. :D :D :D
  3. 2muchcoffeeman

    2muchcoffeeman Active Member

    Same time Wednesday but without the "bonus cartoon" paring, Charlie Brown.
  4. Charlie Brown

    Charlie Brown Member

    I just know I'm going to get a rock again.
  5. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

    If Linus were real he'd be, what, 60? I wonder how his life would've turned out? My guess is that he was a fetish man.
  6. GB-Hack

    GB-Hack Active Member

    I get the feeling the blanket was the beginning of a major bout with obsessive/compulsive disorder.
  7. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

    The blanket cast a powerful spell on Linus that had implications in adulthood. My guess is that he insisted on being tied up with it by his lovers ... of both genders.
  8. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    He's banging the high-school tennis player, who now works at Hooters.

    I might have my details wrong, though.
  9. Chef

    Chef Active Member

    End well, this won't Charlie Brown.
  10. DanOregon

    DanOregon Well-Known Member

    Linus grew up and now lives in Fort Collins, Colo. facing charges of filing a false police report.

    Seriously, the promo for Great Pumpkin made me sick when they had Charlie saying "Word..." at the end of it.
    What's next? Having Rudolph file a discrimination suit against Santa on behalf of the island of misfit toys? Give me a break.
  11. AgatePage

    AgatePage Active Member

    It's not the original version, but it'll do for now:
  12. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

    As GB noted, Linus' compulsiveness over his blanket never really subsided.

    There was the unfortunate incident with Sally -- who in her unrequited love for Linus became his sextoy later in life, one he disposed and deposed as he wished -- who tried to curry favor with Linus in the middle of midnight romp in the pumpkin patch by erotically grinding his blanket between her legs, rubbed her eroused sex.

    "No! Wait no, bitch! That's my fucking blanket! What the fuck are you doing? Aw, gross! You think your juices are good enough to soil it? Think again, bitch! You don't see me jizzing all over that blue monstrosity you call a dress, do you? DO you!

    "Get back on your knees. I've got a Great Pumpkin in my pants and its very real. It's a present for you. That's what Christmas is all about, Sally Brown."

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