Nice, my hometown is the top story everywhere!

Thanks Blanchard River for flooding out Findlay, Ohio, and drawing reporters from everywhere! Now we can line up our famous natives for comment, like Ben Roethlisberger and, ummmmmmmmmmmm, uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, errrrrrr ...

 

Dave Hanneman???

 

Is Findlay were the vultures come every year?

 

That's Hinckley, and it's buzzards, and it's close to Cleveland!

 

Thanks, TP.Now I'll get that question right on the P-D entrance exam and they'll have to hire me!

 

haha!

 

I'm staying the hell away from my hometown this Christmas. Twenty years ago a guy killed his whole family up the road. Ten years ago a family of five died in a house fire ... and you could practically throw a rock and hit the murder scene. This has "It" written all over ... well, it.

 

He's the only other person from Findlay I actually know. But, were all the flags saved? That is the big questions.

 

Ummmm, yeah.

 

He said Find Lay.

 

So, let's see, at least 500 families were forced to evacuate, at least one person died because of the floods and TSP's big problem is too many news reporters in town.
Thanks for caring.

 

Never said it was a problem!

It's flyover country anyway, so I already know you don't give a damn!