NH sports writer arrested for pimping

The next time a parent calls complaining about a lack of coverage for some team, I'm going to tell them that I'm not trying to cost their daughter a scholarship, I'm simply planning for my own future and trying to build my crop of prostitutes.

 

Well, Kevin DID learn one thing from the newspaper industry -- how to screw his employees ... and does this give "laid off" a whole new meaning?

 

I hope we can all learn something from this.

I learned that if you are going to pimp out some girls and you want to do it at a nice place like the SpringHill Suites Hotel, you've got to spread a little green around the hotel staff so they look the other way next time.

 

I feel sorry for the guy. Best advice I can give him now is don't drop the soap.

 

My best advice...keep that pimp hand strong.

 

This guy is probably writing a book and is going to make a lot of money.

 

I think Pimpin' for Dummies has been written already.

 

Richard Beck, aka Iceberg Slim, has set the bar too high as far as pimp books are concerned. He owns the genre.