NFL Week 7 thread: The ghost of Bob Avellini

You betcha.

 

So it's tougher for him to shit the bed?

 

Wasn't Walter Payton on that team?

- fixed

 

The lines this week suck. About 80 percent of them are at 3 or 3.5. Goddamn parity.

 

And James Harrison contemplates retirement. Come on, grow up, James, workplace rules change for all of us.

http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/10293/1096626-100.stm

 

What a complete child.

 

"We're sitting here talking about our idiot kicker who got liquored up...and jumped into a canal."

http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/10293/1096627-66.stm

 

Just shaking my head at that one.

 

I meant he has trouble digesting jockeys.

 

If you've seen or smelled that canal, you definitely would be shaking your head at how anyone, even a drunk, would jump in. He probably would have gotten away with it, except for being wet and shirtless in 40-degree weather at 5 a.m. flagging down cars for a ride. Don't punters have posses?

I love McAfee's response to the cops when they asked how much he had to drink: "A lot because I am drunk."

Jeff Spicoli-ish mug shot here:

http://www.indystar.com/article/20101020/SPORTS03/101020001/Cops-release-Colts-punter-in-public-intoxication-case?odyssey=tab|topnews|text|IndyStar.com

 

Dude, that's my skull!

 

People on booze should not swim.