NFL Week 4: Kiss the Booty Lounge and Bob Sanders goodbye

Wow. Texans cruise down the field against the Stillers. 10 minute and 55 second opening TD drive.

 

Textbook. Surprised at how they easily manhandled the Steelers that drive. Let's hope the rest of the game goes the same way.

 

Great googly moogly.

 

Bears with a pick six on a tipped ball. Not really Cam's fault.

 

Everyone wearing pink baseball caps in honor of breast cancer research. Pretty sure Roethlisrapist shouldn't be wearing anything that symbolizes concern for women in anything.

 

Hester with a punt return TD. Unfortunately for him I doubt Nevin Shapiro is still paying him $500 for excessive celebration penalties.

 

Yes and no. Cam didn't tip the ball, obviously, but it could be argued that Legedu Naanee should have caught it. Then again, with both Lance Briggs and Brian Urlacher near him, maybe Cam shouldn't have thrown it in the first place.

But the problem is Devin Hester. Kickoff return to set up a short field for a touchdown, and a punt return for another touchdown. Ugly theme ... and Panthers fans have seen this movie, too.

 

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To be on the other side from Ben Roethlisberger.

 

Andre Johnson, racing upfield on a catch, goes down as if shot and is clutching his knee. Oh boy.

 

Yeah, that looked really bad. I hope it's not as bad as I expect it to be.

 

Walked off under his own power, but yeesh. He just collapsed. Not pretty.

 

That's not that rare for people who blow out their knees, unfortunately. They can often walk off under their own power.