NFL Week 4: Kiss the Booty Lounge and Bob Sanders goodbye

Yeah. The swiss cheese run defense and Mario Williams' at the all-you-can-sack Ben Roethlisberger buffet could spell disastert Sunday.

 

By that statement, I doubt you've watched a lick of football this season.

Not saying the Texans are a shoo-in, of course, but it's gonna be a great game. Wouldn't doubt if it's the best matchup of the week.

 

Jared Allen's first game back at Arrowhead. He'll destroy Brandon Albert en route to blasting Matt Cassel.

 

My thoughts exactly. He was a joy to watch with the Colts before the injuries started piling up. It seemed like a lot of Indy fans cared only about Manning and the offense for the longest time, but Sanders' Defensive Player of the Year season helped change that a little.

 

The local cockbags on Denver sports talk had a commercial promoting a segment on how the Broncos could beat the Packers. I didn't tune in because there's no chance in hell they'll even cover 13.

Is the mobile strip club illegal in all 50 states? A great idea before its time.

 

I have to imagine the scenarios involved things like food poisoning in the Packers' pregame buffet, tainted cantaloupe on the team flight, or the Packers' offense getting lost on the way to the stadium.

 

Texans definitely have the ability to win this one. I could definitely see the Texans looking great between the 20s, struggling to finish off drives, matching the Steelers almost yard-for-yard in the stats but losing by 20. Not saying that WILL happen. But I could definitely see it playing out that way.

 

Skip Bayless reporting the Eagles trouble level is an 8 out of 10

 

Wouldn't that statement infer that Skip Bayless actually does any reporting?

 

I'm just repeating what I heard on First Take

 

There are certain things that do not need repeating, starting with anything said on First Take.

 

Is "trouble level" an official stat?