NFL Week 3: Marcus Dupree Did Not Wear This Number ...

The Bears should just take eight players and line them up on one side of the field, have the center snap the ball to Cutler and throw a screen pass to Forte on every play.

 

Week three in the Seahawks quest for Andrew Luck.

If the 'hawks played KC this season, it would be the Andrew Luck bowl.

 

Scarecrows watch Bears games and say, "Holy shit is this guy wooden!"

 

Lovie Smith personifies uncomfortable silence more than a mime orgy.

 

These guys watch Bears games and just shake their heads at Lovie's stiffness.

 

Ron Jeremy thinks Lovie Smith is too stiff.

 

These guys think Lovie Smith is a witch.

 

Tripped upon this on Grantland. Too damn funny. 26% of you have probably seen it already. Don't tell me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=fPCHRethZlo

 

You know who DOES hurdle defenders in a single bound? Roy fucking Helu.

Is this the game where Orakpo or Kerrigan re-create LaVar Arrington's kill shot on Troy Aikman? That'd sure be swell.

Who gets knocked out of their respective game earlier: Cutler or Romo? We already know who'd come back and try to play.

 

Oh, shit, Sonner. Why don't you just tell YGBFKM he's adopted, and his real mother is Jane Fonda? He would respond more maturely to that.

 

I haven't seen someone so gratuitously pick a fight in an online forum in at least two days.

 

I guess anyone can learn to post here from their phone.