NFL Week 2 thread -- Tim Couch still sucks

I'll still think of them as the Oakland Raiders, they're just doing one of those "residency gigs" that made Celine Dion a billionaire. Ok, she's only worth $800m, but still.

 

That’s the way it is. Your heart will go on.

 

i did it in 3:15 once. Come on, grandpa.

 

Gotta include a stop at Peggy Sue's in Yermo for breakfast.

 

I probably started measuring from an El Pollo Loco drive-thru in Montclair, and it was a Saturday. But that's still LA County.

 

Now you're planting on an endless loop: Vince Vaughn and Jon Favreau in the coolest Ford Falcon saying "Vegas Baby Vegas Baby" on I-15.

 

Those two guys look like they'd stop at the abandoned water park and spray paint one of the dead palm trees. Then head on to the desert rest stop and carve their names into the toilet seats.

 

Are you talking about the same scene as me, the one early in the car ride?

 

If you see Vin Scully with a shovel, don't stop.

 

Just fartin’ around with you.