NFL Week 2 Thread: Tim Couch is married to a Playboy Playmate and you're not

Yeah based on his philanthropic efforts, I will root for him.

 

McNown should be like Avery and say Couch gets his sloppy seconds.

 

Ravens LB Sergio Kindle will receive a unique welcome when he goes to Nashville -- a subpoena. He owes US Bank $130K.

http://www.tennessean.com/article/20110917/NEWS03/309170011/-Ravens-linebacker-Sergio-Kindle-faces-subpoena-Nashville-visit?odyssey=mod_sectionstories

 

Bears defense attends funeral for Urlacher's mother. He is playing tomorrow.

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/09/17/bears-defense-attends-funeral-for-urlachers-mother/

 

Seattle has a great chance to throw Yinzer Nation to the edge of cliff this afternoon.

The town will be on suicide watch if the Steelers lose today.

 

That would be one of the worst regular-season losses in franchise history, but it's not happening.

 

That's a bit much, especially when you consider that the Steelers were arguably the worst franchise in the NFL for almost 40 years.

Also, it would take a lot to top either of the last two losses to the Raiders -- 2006 and 2009. Both ugly in their own way and both cost them playoff berths.

 

Tarvaris Jackson.

 

OK, Cam Newton just had a sick first drive. Every type of pass to be made, he made it.

 

Jamaal Charles taken off the field on a cart, holding his knee.

Wasn't hit either. Foot hit the orange flag that marks where the first down marker goes. Slid a little, which sent Charles off balance into the mascot.

 

Wow. Chiefs need to stop playing football and just come back next season before someone gets killed.

 

I'll see your Tarvaris Jackson and raise you Bruce Gradkowski leading a huge fourth-quarter comeback.