NFL stadia threatened with dirty bomb? Validity questioned ...

The good news is that all fans attending games in the threatened stadiums will receive a copy of the new OJ Simpson book.

 

So if I bet one of these games, and a bomb does go off, is that a push?

 

Depends when it happens, I'd guess. If it happens in the third quarter, bet the halftime score.

 

They actually said it was the Dirty Bird returning to Atlanta, and by the time everyone was done playing telephone, we ended up with this.

 

Solid.

 

Why is there never a clear definition of a dirty bomb when they talk about these threats?

The U.S. Nuclear Regulatory Commission says:

Don't you think after five years of this bullshit, you'd want to hammer home the fact that a dirty bomb's biggest threat is a conventional explosion?

 

Dirty bomb = fnord.

The most readily available material for a so-called "dirty bomb" is medical or laboratory waste that is low-level at most and can be rinsed off if you get splashed by it. Terrorists will not waste the good uranium or plutonium stuff.

The only way a "dirty bomb" will kill you is if you're standing next to the dynamite that blows it up.

 

A woman sat in one of the sinks to urinate back at old Cleveland Stadium, and sued the stadium corporation when it somehow failed to sustain her substantial weight.

 

The urinals at the old Municipal Stadium were the floor. The crapper was the urinal. The sink was for puke.

 

Then what the hell were you supposed to use for sex?

 

And the 'terrorists' are found...in Wisconsin.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061020/ap_on_re_us/football_threat

 

Jake J. Brahm doesn't even sound like a Muslim name.