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NFL stadia threatened with dirty bomb? Validity questioned ...

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Bubbler, Oct 19, 2006.

  1. 21

    21 Well-Known Member

    The good news is that all fans attending games in the threatened stadiums will receive a copy of the new OJ Simpson book.
  2. Michael_ Gee

    Michael_ Gee Well-Known Member

    So if I bet one of these games, and a bomb does go off, is that a push?
  3. Claws for Concern

    Claws for Concern Active Member

    Depends when it happens, I'd guess. If it happens in the third quarter, bet the halftime score.
  4. TheSportsPredictor

    TheSportsPredictor Well-Known Member

    They actually said it was the Dirty Bird returning to Atlanta, and by the time everyone was done playing telephone, we ended up with this.
  5. Claws for Concern

    Claws for Concern Active Member

  6. NoOneLikesUs

    NoOneLikesUs Active Member

    Why is there never a clear definition of a dirty bomb when they talk about these threats?

    The U.S. Nuclear Regulatory Commission says:

    Don't you think after five years of this bullshit, you'd want to hammer home the fact that a dirty bomb's biggest threat is a conventional explosion?
  7. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    Dirty bomb = fnord.

    The most readily available material for a so-called "dirty bomb" is medical or laboratory waste that is low-level at most and can be rinsed off if you get splashed by it. Terrorists will not waste the good uranium or plutonium stuff.

    The only way a "dirty bomb" will kill you is if you're standing next to the dynamite that blows it up.
  8. Herbert Anchovy

    Herbert Anchovy Active Member

    A woman sat in one of the sinks to urinate back at old Cleveland Stadium, and sued the stadium corporation when it somehow failed to sustain her substantial weight.
  9. NoOneLikesUs

    NoOneLikesUs Active Member

    The urinals at the old Municipal Stadium were the floor. The crapper was the urinal. The sink was for puke.
  10. alleyallen

    alleyallen Guest

    Then what the hell were you supposed to use for sex?
  11. Captain_Kirk

    Captain_Kirk Well-Known Member

    And the 'terrorists' are found...in Wisconsin.

  12. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Jake J. Brahm doesn't even sound like a Muslim name.
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