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Don't make me throw my log!!!

 

BYH can throw his log at home since that's where he's at, sitting with no life.

 

Patriots, 1 pm at home.

 

I've noticed there's not many women at either Zeke or Scorpio's party, but I heard Oz's shebang has all the bitches.

Strangely, I've heard its because of the food. Oz hired someone to do his cooking for him.

 

Dude, catering is totally cheating.

The Vikings fans at my party are all leaving, having realized that no matter what order they play the games in, Sage Rosenfels or Tarvaris Jackson will still play quarterback.

 

I think its because your party is not a boat party, so they won't be getting laid.

 

No point in borrowing the Smoot log from Scorpio, now.

 

Y'all do realize it's all done by a formula, correct?

Last year convinced me not to worry much about strength of schedule either way. A year ago at this time, the Steelers were looking at the toughest schedule in the league. That worked out OK for them.

 

The strength of schedule stuff is often worthless. Half the playoff teams are new every year, so an "easy" schedule may turn out to be pretty difficult if a few of the "bad" teams from the previous year are suddenly good. Going into the season last year, if you had the Panthers, Falcons and Vikings on your schedule, their ’07 records dragged down your schedule strength. But they combined to win 33 games last season.

 

That photo is always funny.

Nothing says hospital vigil quite like burning Kingsford (is there even anything cooking on the grill?) and a yellow sweatsuit.

 

Don't you know anything about grilling!?! You've got to let the charcoal burn for a little while. Normally, I wait until the patient is wheeled to post-op before putting the burgers on the grill.

 

Did anybody ever figure out if that is a man or a woman?