NFL Draft Review: 2003-2008

Exactly. In the middle of the spring I get two days of football highlights and analysis. What's better than that?

 

Sleeveless Sundays at work?

 

A world without ketchup?

 

Good point.

I like in the article how Angelo gets credit for drafting Grossman and Kyle Orton because that led to the trade for Cutler. Ya, great work by the GM for completely fucking up the most important position on the field and wasting numerous years and possible playoff chances for the team.

 

Why for no one quote tebow tittie pic?

 

Moddy would put the smack down on you!

I like the draft, but only because I find Mel Kiper's hair fascinating. Is it real or is it a wig? Laquer or hair spray? Dyed or natural? His own or stolen from Elvis Presley's corpse?

 

ESPN has officially run out of ideas. Hence the creation of an all-time mock draft. :

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=ages1/090420&sportCat=nfl

 

Thanks for the mammaries though, Cosmo.

 

I used to be really into the draft. Would do mock drafts at home and be all nerdy about it, but then I quit caring about the NFL and I realized that all the pre-draft hype was just a huge ass waste of time.
Now, I keep an eye on prospects from my alma mater, who might get drafted, and that's about it.

 

booooooooooooooo

 

The NBA and NHL playoffs have begun. Basbeall season has begun.
And the douchebags at ESPN are busy filling most of the .com home page with total bullshit about the god-forsaken NFL draft.
One more reason to pay no attention to anything ESPN does.

 

Who knew that Orlando Pace "popularized the term 'pancake?" I'm sure none of us can remember hearing it for a decade or two before his arrival, right?