Next sj.com Gathering -- Little Rock!

Yeah and go home in a coffin.

 

If the bullets don't kill you, the smell will.

 

My wife was watching some Rachael Ray show on Food Network tonight and she visited Little Rock. She went to the Clinton library, where there is a full-scale replication of the oval office.

She said something like, "You can pretend to do what President Clinton did -- order up some french fries, look a pictures of Hillary and Chelsea ... "

Among other things.

 

Also, I think the new minor-league ballpark is open or will be in 2007 in NLR.

 

"Star of Thelma" ... Classic.

 

I have done Little Rock. I may pass.

 

Hopefully I'm not talking out of school, but what is the status of the 2007 summer outing?

 

The only active U.S. diamond mine is in Ark.

 

If it's not from South Africa, the diamond is flawed.

 

Boots does Little Rock doesn't have the same oomph as ... nevermind.

 

Wicked, is oomph is what you are looking for in Little Rock, may I suggest the men's room at the Greyhound bus station. I guarantee you'll get oomph and a little something extra to tide you over!

 

Wow.

Um, boots? How would you ... never mind. Boots is my favorite caricature on this site. NO need to try to inject reality NOW.