Next bus trip

Its called having a real job, Q. Hope you have fun tonight big boy. To whomever asked, we're going from Peoria IL to College Park MD with a stop in New Stanton PA

 

I asked.
Jesus, have a good road trip.
I hope the game's good.

 

All in the name of football and not the American version. The drive back starts right after the game and doesnt stop til we are home. A bradley victory would make that a helluva lot easier

 

Go Braves! There are games you could play. For example, you could try to make the whole trip without speaking a sentence that doesn't include a type of animal.
Hey, aren't that one guy?
Sure am, goat boy.
Why are you on this damned bus?
My camel was in the shop.
Do you like to watch movies about gladiators?
Only when my worm is greased up.
Are you hitting on me?
Of course not, elephant nuts.

 

Took a spring break Greyhound trip from Boston to San Diego back in college. Good times!

 

Twice took Greyhound coast to coast. Back of the bus is where the action's at.

 

BBAM is rarely, if ever, in on the action. He's the guy in the front of the bus talking to the driver.

 

The Italian provides quality entertainment while Q is a douche who knows nothing, the horse pole smoker

 

As long as you've got your own room, there.

 

That I didn't have. Did get to watch some lurid drug-driven sex, so I had that going for me.

 

Yeah some freaky shit happens back there. Kinda gross when you consider the bad smell coming from the shitter at the same time.

 

I highly recommend the Eat 'n' Park (or is it the Park 'n' Eat) in New Stanton. Don't forget to stop at the Sheetz and pick up sandwiches for the way home.