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Hmmm ... maybe if she took off the glasses.

 

As broad as the side of a barn.
Or a broad barn.
Or the broad was as broad as a barn side.
Huge.

 

Speaking of GILFs ....


She made little F_B's Vienna Sausage stand at attention and he never knew why.

 

I'll be honest, I've never really gotten the whole Demi Moore thing. But, you're absolutely right. She's gotten hotter with age.
I'd throw Diane Lane into that category, too. Someone who's always been attractive, but I think has gotten even hotter as she's gotten older.

 

Indeed it is. And Sean Penn with the express he has in every movie.

And where the hell did Okie go?

 

Demi Moore has a good plastic surgeon.

 

I think you mean it warmed the cockles of your heart, as in your innermost feelings. It's an expression with connotations of emotion rather than lustfulness.
From your spelling, you seem to be confusing the term with the word 'cuckold,' which is a man married to an unfaithful wife.

 

Blitz is a generous guy if he cares about warming a cuckold.