New Zealand girls are easy

I had a fling with a visiting Kiwi once. Good times. And after all, the study says it's the only country where the women have more partners than the men, so they have to be out there banging foreigners.

 

Me and a co-worker will be there in December. I will turn him loose and report back.

 

That survey isn't kidding. I once had a friend who spent a few weeks in NZ. One night, as he was leaving the bar, a Kiwi girl jumped into a cab with him and ordered it to drive toward her apartment. Turns out the place was like 45 minutes away and, while en route, the girl performed, uh, several "services" for my friend. They finally get to her place and my friend goes to get out of the car and go upstairs. But the girl stops him.

"I just did something for you," she says. "Now can you be a dear and pick up my cab fare?"

Confused, my friend gets back in the cab.

"Welcome to New Zealand," says the cab driver. "Girls around here aren't much for paying cab fare."

Incredible.

 

And then your friend said, "Yeah, well I'm not much for paying for cab fare either," and then shoots the cab driver a sly smile.

 

Yeah, sure, Bird. Your "friend" will be the one Kiwing the night away.

 

I applied for an exchange program in college to go to school for a year in New Zealand, but sadly, I didn't qualify for the special tuition break because my newspaper-inspired grades were shitty, and so I didn't go. Now I'm wondering if maybe I should have ponied up the extra cash after hearing Sly's story.

 

Usually I like stories with happy endings. This one ... not so much.

 

Wasn't that a letter of the month in Penthouse?

 

Rachel Hunter is a Kiwi. She's rather attractive.

 

I didn't want to let this post go unkudoed.

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