New Year's resolutions

No more snuff films for me.

 

That was my first thought when I read Mizzou's post. I love the stuff.

 

I have a Coke Zero next to me right now. I love the stuff... But it's not Mountain Dew.

 

Watching or starring?

Anyhoo, I resolve to try to use weight. And to never use "krew" in a sentence other than this one. Tho I did giggle at Moddy using it.

Coke Zero is pretty good, but Pepsi Max tastes a bit better, in my book.

 

Getting in better shape, as always.

But a new version of exercise this year ... I want to try some sort of self-defense/martial arts classes this winter.

No, I'm not trying to be the next MMA bad-ass. But I think going that route will keep me exercising more regularly than the usual "I'll jog when I can" fitness plan.

 

Finding a job that doesn't make me want to stock up on machine gun ammunition.

 

So I guess you're not going to open a Guns 'n Ammo store?

 

I pledge to try to get laid, make (and drink) beer, masterbate and maybe go to work when I am bored.

 

I'd like to finish grad school, but I think it'll take into spring 2013.
I should lose 10-20 pounds and exercise regularly.

 

I'm going to break 90 minutes in the big local 10-miler this summer and I'm going to run a half-marathon.

I may shoot for a full marathon this year as well, but I'd like to see how the half-marathon goes first.

 

I'm stealing have more fun from whoever posted it upthread. I've had a kickass holiday season and it would be great to have that kind of fun year round. Also, lose a few lbs., do something about my formerly good but now horrendous penmanship, continue aiming to see at least 30 movies in the theater and take a multivitamin on a more regular basis.