New Year's Resolutions?

Lose weight. A lot of it.

 

That's bad news for the millions who spend half the day vomiting after a wild New Year's Eve.

 

Lovely. I have to spend six hours on the road New Year's Day.

 

My goal is to take everything I've done this year ... and do the very opposite in 2007.

 

I hope it works out, Costanza.

 

This year, Alley vows to stop eating his own poop.

 

What's a better resolution: to get my 5,000th post in 2007 or to NOT get my 5,000th post in 2007?

 

Get a haircut. Clean the tile. Walk the dog.

 

Wow...Dyepack gets into the insult action too. Thanks, especially if this is all you have to contribute.

 

Alley,

I resolve to do point C about twice a week, not once a year, but it never works out. It's basically impossible (at least for me) to be Mr. Nice Guy when something posted here really riles me up. The only way is to take a break from the board, which I occasionally do.

 

Finally get it through my head that this isn't some pinball machine that I'll be able to feed another quarter into when the game goes Tilt.

I've got to save myself.

 

Very mature attitude, Jack, one I'm glad to see, especially since you and I rarely see eye-to-eye. Thank oyou.