New Year's Eve

You've gone too far now.

 

when lohan and ronson break up, byh will blame it on them not being able to deal with cadillac's torn-up knee.

 

Now THAT is funny.

People could learn from you, X. They really, really could.

 

Maybe to the Pub for my friend's DJ session. Who knows. I have to work the next day.

 

Can't remember the last time I actually laughed out loud at a post, but that one did it. Nice work.

 

NYE is for amateurs. Mrs. D_B_V and I are hosting a few friends for a Worst Christmas Present Swap party. We'll provide the champers and some finger food.

 

Can I bring my pina colada car air freshener?

 

That one wasn't quite enough for me, although this one got me a funny look in the bar at Applebee's:

As for the thread, are we supposed to do things on NYE?

I'll be flying home from a work trip and, if my flights aren't delayed, landing about 9:30 or so. And arriving to the waiting car of my parents. Yeah, I know, mock me now. (Ducks just scored again, I don't care if you mock!)

 

In fairness, you have to admit that most of the people in the bar at Applebees look funny to start with.

 

No question.

 

I'm going to a house party for the sixth straight year. My friend hosts it each year. One time he put his head through the wall at midnight. Last year, he threw a plastic tray at someone's face. Few years before that.... you get the point. I'm wearing a helmet.