New study: Men who stare at breasts live longer

After I typed life-saver, I decided there was a joke to be made about flotation devices...but now that I hold people's lives in my bra, I'm better than that.

 

Teases. The whole lot of ya.

 

That was my thought, too. Then I took another look at the picture with the article. Then I stopped thinking and decided that I was thankful for the excuse to stare at boobies.

 

Last line of the story: "The German research is believed to be published in the New England Journal of Medicine." (Emphasis added.)

 

Well, there was that night in Dover ... or was it Daytona?

 

Dover, you were the only one I apparently wanted looking at them.
Daytona, I think they were on display in the right top.

 

There is still time to get Mens club visits written into the health care bill. Congress will surely approve.

 

This is an issue on which we can reach across the aisle in support of a public option.

 

the public option would be Nancy Pelosi topless for an hour a day on C Span

 

That would drive up costs as folks would then have to be treated for gauging their eyes out.

 

Of course what the study doesn't say: Thank god a slap in the face usually isn't fatal. A kick in the balls could be dangerous, though.