New jerseys for the NHL (and New Jersey)

The new streamlined jerseys will make their debut in Wednesday's NHL All-Star Game.

http://www.nhl.com/nhl/app/?service=page&page=NewsPage&articleid=287803

Ok, I'm not pleased all of my stuff just became obsolete, but please, please tell me they did it right (for once).

 

Of course your stuff is obsolete. That's the idea. To make you suckers waste more money on more jerseys.

 

They're not jersies! They're sweaters!

 

Will an NHL locker room still smell worse than a landfill at the equator?

 

The answer is yes. NHL locker rooms smell worse -- to an outsider -- than any other room on earth.

 

As long as the Christmas colors of the Devils don't make a return I'm cool with new threads.

 

Perhaps I'll soon purchase a stylish KC Penguins Crosby jersey.

 

They are also dressing rooms

 

Hockey sweaters!
Dressing rooms!

Doesn't anyone here speak Canadian?

 

I really don't understand why this story received so much attention.

 

Because Reebok has a really good PR department and shit like this deflects attention away from the really important issues facing the NHL, like why the hell do they have teams in Miami, Nashville and Phoenix where they can't draw flys but no teams in a handful of Canadian cities where they'd pack the joint every game.

 

The new jerseys are also made with platinum thread.

Cost for 1 authentic All-Star jersey: $429.99
Without names/numbers, though, you can get it for the low, low price of $349.99