New Hampshire Primary Running Thread

Gutter · Jan 4, 2008

andyouare? said:

I keep hearing this is Ron Paul's best chance to make a real significant showing.

Whenever I think of Ron Paul supporters, though, I think of this guy:

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Webby is going to put you on blast.

OnTheRiver · Jan 4, 2008

Jones said:

-26 Celsius.
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The fuck?

Flying Headbutt · Jan 4, 2008

OnTheRiver said:

Jones said:

-26 Celsius.
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The fuck?
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Amen, brother.

Double Down · Jan 4, 2008

Before The Fred dies/quits, I thought people needed to see this awesome Onion column that ran awhile ago.

If Elected, I Will Have The Hottest First Lady In U.S. History

By Fred Thompson

My fellow Americans, in the coming presidential election, the voters of this nation will plot a course for the future. There are many candidates, each of whom brings a different vision of that future. But only one has the conviction and strength to lead this great country. Only one is a popular television and film actor ready to face the challenges of the 21st century head-on. And, most importantly, there is only one candidate with a bombshell trophy wife nearly a quarter-century younger than himself.

I urge each and every one of you to run a Google image search and see the evidence for yourself: photo after photo of a tall but wrinkled and sagging 64-year-old man—that's me—standing at various gala events, his arm wrapped around a stunning woman with glowing orange skin and beautiful platinum- highlighted hair. A bold woman, squeezed into a dress with a plunging neckline so low her enormous breasts seem almost ready to leap out and scream, "Hey world—look at us! We are married to a famous man we saw in Die Hard 2 when we were in college!"

That's her, ladies and gentlemen. That's my wife. Yes, we are actually married.

If elected, I pledge that same woman—who is a full six years younger than my eldest son—will be by my side at all state dinners, dressed to the nines, causing the Chinese delegation's jaws to drop in amazement at her gravity-defying rack.

This is my solemn vow to all Americans.

I am aware of the critics who doubt my ability to deliver on this promise. "What about Jackie Kennedy?" they ask. "Wasn't she a hotter first lady?" If all America cares about is hotness from the neck up, then yes. Though Jackie looked good in a pillbox hat, she never possessed that I-have-obvious-father-issues sort of hotness the people of this country appreciate so deeply. Go on, close your eyes and try picturing Jackie Kennedy on the cover of some magazine spilling out of a bikini. You can't do it, can you? Now try the same mental experiment with Mrs. Fred. The results speak for themselves.

I say America deserves hotter.

I am a man of simple conservative values, values I learned sitting around the kitchen table with my grandfather. It was there, at the age of 9, that he told me, "Boy, one day, you will find true love with a woman who will be born in about 15 years. Promise Jesus that when you marry her in your late 50s you will be true."

I intend to honor that promise.

In my many years in Hollywood and Washington, I've been with country-western singers, actresses, and models. America, I even once saw Nicole Kidman's bush when I accidentally walked into her trailer on the set of Days of Thunder, in which I played the role of Big John. But despite it all, I've grown to value and cherish my wife more than any starfucker I've ever known.

Because my wife is so much more than just a sweet slice, sweet though she may be. She is a mother who has given me two beautiful children, whom I adore, even if they do get confused sometimes and call me "Grandpa." But I know that in the Thompson household, when I ask the question, "Who's your daddy?" there is always one person I can rely on to scream out my name. This is my guarantee to you, the voters.

If you elect me as your next president, you will see this woman on TV nearly every day, jogging around the Rose Garden in tight Lycra shorts, bouncing all over the place with a figure that Americans of every stripe—from surgeons to truckers—will want to nail. Yours will be a first lady who is not only hot enough to appear in Playboy, but who might actually be willing to appear in Playboy. And if you choose me to be your next president, that is exactly what she'll do, in the November 2012 issue, guaranteeing me a second term once the public gets a good look at those truly incredible bazongas.

Thank you, and God bless America.
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Fenian_Bastard · Dec 15, 2014

And here with the Democratic response is Congressman Dennis Kucinich of Ohio.

Football_Bat · Jan 4, 2008

Flying Headbutt said:

OnTheRiver said:

Jones said:

-26 Celsius.
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The fuck?
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Amen, brother.
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-26ºC is only -15ºF, but damn cold regardless.

bostonbred · Jan 5, 2008

I'd be shocked if McCain didn't win New Hampshire.

On the Democrat side, I can see either Hillary or Obama taking it...I'll stay safe with Obama.

Lugnuts · Jan 5, 2008

How sad is Mitt? ;D I feel sorry for him!

Somebody told him 'change' is the new buzzword -- that's how he needs to present himself. But he was getting all tongue-tied trying to do it!

The look on his wife's face was priceless. It was like, "Who's buying this crap?" ;D

budcrew08 · Jan 5, 2008

Lugnuts said:

How sad is Mitt? ;D I feel sorry for him!

Somebody told him 'change' is the new buzzword -- that's how he needs to present himself. But he was getting all tongue-tied trying to do it!

The look on his wife's face was priceless. It was like, "Who's buying this crap?" ;D
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FWIW, I think McCain may take the GOP nod in N.H. and Obama for the Dems. I don't think N.H. likes Hillary all that much, and we know that many don't like Mitt Romney.

Bill Brasky · Jan 5, 2008

Polls show Obama is opening up a big lead in New Hampshire...if he wins there, it starts to look real bad for Hillary. He starts to build up a head of steam going in to those other states....
I'll say Obama and McCain win New Hampshire, barring any sort of scandal or Dean-like gaffe happening in the next day or two.

wickedwritah · Jan 5, 2008

http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2008/01/rasmussen_obama_37_hillary_27.html

The polls say I'm way off base on Romney. I still think this is an awfully high percentage for him. And I forgot to take Ron Paul's (relatively) strong showing here into account.

zeke12 · Jan 5, 2008

http://www.rasmussenreports.com/public_content/politics/election_20082/2008_presidential_election/new_hampshire/election_2008_new_hampshire_democratic_primary

New Rasmussen poll has Obama up 10 in New Hampshire.

The wind is really his back right now...

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