New Football Analyst At ESPN.....

ESPN is lagging behind FOX in the pedophile demo...

 

"Boots, you don't want to compare stories with me. You don't know where I've been."

 

If he throws a "You're with me, Leather" into the mix then the kid'll be all right.

 

In his defense, at least he won't be as much of a threat to interns as Harold Reynolds. Or will he?

 

Kid will end up in rehab with Corey Haim, Brian Bonsall and Nicholas from Eight is Enough.

 

Whatever happened to that college kid who hosted a talk show in his parent's home on MTV or E a few years back?
Or that other young kid who was "sportscasting's future" about 10 years ago.

 

They were effing studs.

 

Trust me when I tell you that his dad is one of THE biggest douchetards in the business. His business acumen has put agencies out of business, gotten hundreds of people let go.

There are special places in hell for people like him.

 

The 10 year-old, after reading about all Idaho's daughter: "I'd hit it."

 

Are you talking about Evan Roberts, who was doing a radio show when he was like 10 on some station on Long Island, he's now doing middays on WFAN.

 

I didn't like the 10-year-old's schtick.
Everything he did in that, what was it, a 2-minute segment?
Everything seemed rehearsed and there's no telling how many takes he had to do for each little snippet.
Probably just like all the other talk shows and highlight-heads, he probably has all that stuff written for him.
Even if he didn't, and he created all the copy himself, I didn't enjoy seeing it last Sunday.

 

what are your thoughts on global warming?