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Never nudes and other adventures

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by JayFarrar, Dec 4, 2015.

  1. JayFarrar

    JayFarrar Well-Known Member

    Here's the thing if I don't want another grown man to see my dick makes me an entitled millennial, then, me, at 45, is an entitled millennial.

    On occasion I go to the gym and, on occasion during my work day, so I change in a communal locker room but the showers are private and that's the way it should be.

    That doesn't mean I have an issue with body acceptance or that I'm not a functioning adult.

    I think it means the exact opposite. For the same reason that when a group of friends go on vacation, we don't cram eight people to a room to save money. Being an adult means you have some money and having money means an expectation of some privacy.

    The argument here, if you follow it through, is you shouldn't have private shitters but, instead, the commodes should just be lined up in a row as we sit there, cheeks a flexing, trying to give birth to another Texan.

  2. swingline

    swingline Well-Known Member

    That article is pretty good satire.

    Bryan Dunkelberger? Really?
  3. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    Okay, the commode lineup gave me a Full Metal Jacket flashback.
  4. Steak Snabler

    Steak Snabler Well-Known Member

    A former co-worker of mine was a Navy veteran. He said the bathroom in the barracks during basic training had stalls, but with no doors and a long mirror directly across, so you could see every guy down the line doing his business.
  5. BDC99

    BDC99 Well-Known Member

    I am ... in a world ... of shit.
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  6. JayFarrar

    JayFarrar Well-Known Member

    Believe it or not but I was thinking of the bathroom in Full Metal Jacket when I typed that.
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  7. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    Great minds think alike.
    Fools seldom differ.
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