Never give an iguana Viagra

OK! I take it back. This thread is useless WITH or WITHOUT pictures.

On the positive side, iguanas has two penises so at least he has that going for him.

 

One for each half of your friends. right?

 

sweet, sweet iguana porn

 

You're right. Although I can't fucking stand rubberneckers on the freeway.

 

So is he half the iguane he used to be?

apologies to STP and John Kruk.

 

Yeah, but he's down to one, and it's the weekend. [/carlin] That hoppin' Belgian iguana scene, you know.

Kind of the same reason people climb El Cap. Because it's there. That and, you know, the advancement of veterinary research ...

 

The women reporting is pretty sweet....

And not only does she say "two penises" during her face time on camera, she says the iguana's "fortunes will likely....rise again."

I'm in love.

 

Not only does she say "two penises" she says "LUCKILY iguanas have two penises."

And, at the beginning of the clip she says "the life of one iguana has been very, very hard."

 

The fact that she kept a straight face through that whole thing speaks volumes. Julia Glover of Reuters clearly has a world-class sense of humor.