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Never give an iguana Viagra

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by John, Jan 26, 2007.

  1. John

    John Well-Known Member

    ANTWERP, Belgium (Reuters) - Mozart, an iguana with an erection that has lasted for over a week, will have his penis amputated in the next couple of days.

    Veterinarians at Antwerp's Aquatopia had sought to treat the animal's problem, but decided removal was the only solution because of the risk of infection. The good news for Mozart and his mates is that male iguanas have two penises.

    Mozart, sitting on the shoulders of his keeper as camera crews focused on his red, swollen erection, seemed unperturbed by the news.

    "It doesn't bother him. He doesn't know what amputation means," said vet Luc Lambrecht, adding that Mozart's sexual activity should be undimmed by the operation.

    "I don't think so. That's all in his head."
     
  2. expendable

    expendable Well-Known Member

    Wonder how many people will now refuse to see the doctor if their's lasts over four hours.
     
  3. kokane_muthashed

    kokane_muthashed Active Member

  4. novelist_wannabe

    novelist_wannabe Well-Known Member

    k_m, do you really need to see those pictures?

    BTW, this might be the most irresistable thread title in board history.
     
  5. kokane_muthashed

    kokane_muthashed Active Member

    You know what? Yeah, I kinda do. OK, I don't NEED to see them. Would I look at them? Hell yes. And prolly forward them to half my friends.
     
  6. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Which half?
     
  7. doubledown68

    doubledown68 Active Member

    The half that yearns for swollen, red iguana erections, I imagine.
     
  8. John

    John Well-Known Member

    It was actually the headline on the story -- and I knew I couldn't improve upon it.
     
  9. Norman Stansfield

    Norman Stansfield Active Member

    This thread is fuckin' hilarious on SO many levels.
     
  10. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    And when all of you speak of me, speak well.


     
  11. Norman Stansfield

    Norman Stansfield Active Member

    Why in the HELL would someone waste the time to put that on YouTube?

    I guess probably for the same reason I've already posted twice on the same topic.
     
  12. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    And like a train wreck or a car accident, you couldn't turn away.
     
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