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Never Bring a Bat to a Gun Fight

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Armchair_QB, Jul 26, 2013.

  1. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member


  2. da man

    da man Well-Known Member

    Really? You're robbing a GUN SHOP and you don't expect the employees to be armed?
  3. Bradley Guire

    Bradley Guire Well-Known Member

    This could be avoided if we outlawed baseball.
  4. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    A guy with a 52 WAR would've taken care of the guy with the gun.
  5. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    So the store manager kept his heat in the holster while the perp smashed the display case with the baseball bat and THEN drew down only after the perp grabbed the piece?

    Rick Perry's tube droops.
  6. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    Not sure if this has been covered here, but how 'bout we'all go drankin' in a Carolina bar soon ...

    Gives new meaning to give me 2 shots.

  7. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member

    Maybe his ex-girlfriend had bought him a gun rack for a present.
  8. da man

    da man Well-Known Member

    It's an old Rodney Dangerfield joke: I worked in a bar so tough when someone ordered a shot everybody ducked.

    It was so tough, they had broken leg of lamb on the menu.

    It was so tough the hat-check girl's name was Dominic.

    Sorry. Got going and couldn't stop.

    Carry on.
  9. Double J

    Double J Active Member

  10. HanSenSE

    HanSenSE Well-Known Member

    Story doesn't say if it was a wood or aluminum bat. Could have made a difference. Some suspects just don't know what to do with a wood bat.
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