Nets fire Avery Johnson

Are his parents aware he appears to write phonetically and cannot properly dicern when to use "are" vs "our"?

EDIT: Dammit! I've been scooped, and by a much better joke no less. Are guys will use this opportunity two regroup.

 

Avery Johnson Sr., with the way his mouth moves and how the words come out, always makes me think my TV picture and audio are out of sync.

 

Woj on Avery getting Avery fired.

http://sports.yahoo.com/news/nba--avery-johnson-is-out-in-brooklyn--but-deron-williams--own-demise-is-sinking-the-nets-205709848.html

 

Just looked at Cal's Nets record. Forgot they were decent in his second year there, before they were a trainwreck in the lockout season. Still can't see him coming back, though.

 

Whippersnapper probably doesn't even know discern has an "s" in it...

 

Maybe Deron Williams is a coach killer. Jerry SLoan left the Jazz during this guy time there.

 

Thanks for pointing out something no one else knew.

 

There are 28 teams where Deron Williams will be next year. The two he won't are the Nets and the Mavs.

 

Avery Johnson is the wife who supports her husband through law school, then gets dumped for a younger, prettier version once he starts making some scratch.

 

Ironically, Rick Carlisle was ditto.