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Nelson Mandela (and Abe Vigoda) not dead yet

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Ilmago, Jan 27, 2011.

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  1. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

    You may want to add "Carmelo Anthony Not Traded Yet" to header.
     
  2. Piotr Rasputin

    Piotr Rasputin New Member

    Sorry, edited.

    Dunce cap for me.
     
  3. Unless you count Ilmago, who started the thread.
     
  4. Gator

    Gator Well-Known Member

    JOHANNESBURG (AP) - Nelson Mandela died today at the age of 92, when he was senselessly mauled by a circus lion.
     
  5. spnited

    spnited Active Member

    If you think that's funny Gator, you're a sick human being.
     
  6. Gator

    Gator Well-Known Member

    Not an SNL fan?
     
  7. secretariat

    secretariat Active Member

    YORBA LINDA, Calif. (AP) -- Nelson Mandela died today at the age of 92, after being strangled by the corpse of former President Richard Nixon.
     
  8. Gator

    Gator Well-Known Member

    ANN ARBOR, Mich (AP) -- Stunning news out of Michigan, as Nelson Mandela, 92, was chopped into little bits by the propeller of a commuter plane.
     
  9. secretariat

    secretariat Active Member

    FAIRBANKS, Alaska (AP) -- Tragedy today, as Nelson Mandela, 92, was eaten by wolves. He was delicious.
     
  10. Mizzougrad96

    Mizzougrad96 Active Member

    CHICAGO (AP) - Nelson Mandela, 92, died tragically shortly after landing at O'Hare Airport on Thursday. He had flown in from South Africa to tell Jay Cutler that he is a pussy.
     
  11. Gator

    Gator Well-Known Member

    PARIS (AP) -- A fireball destroyed France today, and Nelson Mandela, 92, is dead
     
  12. Killick

    Killick Well-Known Member

    CINCINNATI (AP) — Nelson Mandela was attacked and killed Thursday after getting in a deli line ahead of outraged SportsJournalists.com poster 93Devil and ordering six kinds of cheese. He was 92. [/crossthread]
     
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