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Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Gator, Aug 24, 2013.

  1. Gator

    Gator Well-Known Member

    Do you tip flower delivery guys?
  2. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    I would if it's a flower delivery girl.
  3. Hank_Scorpio

    Hank_Scorpio Active Member

  4. Gator

    Gator Well-Known Member

    It was a girl, I didn't tip.
  5. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    But she knows your address and probably phone number. You never know when you might accidentally cross paths with a nymphomaniac.
  6. JC

    JC Well-Known Member

    Do you tip pizza delivery guys?
  7. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    [Scene: The apartment on 83rd street. George, Elaine and Jerry are entering the apartment.]

    ELAINE: [looks around] Oh, well, come on...this is an apartment, this is a home! This is a place to live...Oohhh, a fireplace, are you kidding me! Does this work? [takes a closer look at the fireplace]

    GEORGE: I didn't know there was a fireplace. A fireplace, this is incredible.

    JERRY: How do you get all that wood in here?

    ELAINE: They deliver it.

    JERRY: They deliver wood?

    ELAINE: Yeah.

    JERRY: Whatta ya tip a "wood guy"?

    GEORGE: [looking intensively at the form with the apartment description] I didn't know there was a fireplace?

    ELAINE: Look! Look at...look at this! There's a garden.

    GEORGE: A garden! I can't believe there's a garden!

    JERRY: Would I have to get a gardener?

    ELAINE: Yeah, you can get a gardener.

    JERRY: You tip him?

    ELAINE: You can.

    GEORGE: [to Elaine] You don't tip a gardener!

    ELAINE: You can tip a gardener.

    GEORGE: You don't need a gardener.

    ELAINE: Jerry, you can barbecue back here [points to garden].

    JERRY: They deliver the coal?

    ELAINE: Sure, it's...probably the same guy, who delivers the wood.

    JERRY: Oh, than I gotta tip him.
  8. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

  9. X-Hack

    X-Hack Active Member

    Was she more than a 6? You could give her more than just the tip
  10. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    Especially if you have leprosy.
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